Omegle.com: Talk to strangers!

Lol this site is hilarious.

http://omegle.com/
talk to random lifeless retards looking for love/sex on that site LOLOL

Here's one of mine:

Stranger: 17 m looking for a sexy girl with a cam : )

You: I'm female 18!

Stranger: =O

You: and a 5 megapixel cam ^^

Stranger: oh really?

You: interested?

Stranger: of course i am

You: lol kidding you're a sad faggot, go search for girls in real life, much more effective.

rofl ..

rofl ..

wow i started the chat and this guy pasted this the same second:

Stranger: horny girl with cam and Skype?

EDIT:

LOL ANOTHER ONE OMG OMG OMG

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: wanna see my dick?

EDIT EDIT:

Stranger: hey, are you horny girl with msn???

You: yes

Stranger: asl?

You: kidding ur a sad faggot, get some girls in real life instead of bothering innocent people on a website.

You have disconnected.

EDIT EDIT EDIT:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: No I'm not interested in online sex, forget it if you are.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Purple
You: ?!
You: PurpleRiver
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m/f?
Stranger: fish-person
You: ?
Stranger: :O
You: xD
You: Male or Female?
You: xD
Stranger: I SAID
Stranger: I AM A FISH PERSON
You: I CAN READ,.
Stranger: SO CAN I
You: But, what is a fish person?!
Stranger: I dunno
You: rofl

Demn wrote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m/f?
Stranger: fish-person
You: ?
Stranger: :O
You: xD
You: Male or Female?
You: xD
Stranger: I SAID
Stranger: I AM A FISH PERSON
You: I CAN READ,.
Stranger: SO CAN I
You: But, what is a fish person?!
Stranger: I dunno
You: rofl

lol.

starting with ''m/f?'' is a sign for them that you're one of those that want web sex as well xD.

Edit:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl/

You: Die.

You have disconnected.

Ez As Fuk

Edit Edit:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i just picked a scab off my face and ate it

You: WTF

You have disconnected.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Edit Edit Edit:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im about to cum. Want to watch?

You: i bet ur pasting that message for 3 hours now.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Firewall your pro hahaha

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Say something

You: CMON MAKE MY DAY

Stranger: ok

Stranger: u m/f

You: Both.

Stranger: how

You: By pasting my dick up my ass and putting a pussy on front.

You: Plastic surgery

You: it's easy.

Stranger: fuck ur mom

You: why should i

Stranger: i will fuck ur mom

You: im here to laugh at ppl like u taking me serious

Stranger: how that will be

You: Just made my day, thanks.

You have disconnected.

LOL, EDIT:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi1

Stranger: How au?

Stranger: What u name?

You: why u want to know.

You: kidding!

You: I'm santaclaus.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ROFL.

EDIT EDIT LOLOLOL:

"
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi im santaclaus

Stranger: oooooh u wanna dump ur sack in my bedroom santa

You: no, BUT

You: i will give u a present

You: u can fuck one of my deers

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT:

Stranger: bitch

You: how u know?

Stranger: ill fuck u up bitch

Stranger: bitch u crazy , i didnt say that bitch

You: all i want is to put my 97 year old titties into ur dick

Stranger: ur mommas fat and so is ur ant

You: aunt*

Stranger: ill kill u bitch

You: How.

Stranger: and ur fatass sister 2

You: i dont even have one.

Stranger: ima cut ur ur dick off

You: If you kill me, I will haunt you forever .

Stranger: fuck u bitch ill kill ur ghost ass

You: howq

You: u cant touch gosts

You: hey lets sing a song

You: Kamelot - The Haunting

You: SOMEWHERE IN TIME I WILL FIND U AND HAUNT U AGAAAAAAAAINNNNNNN

Stranger: bitch i kill anything , i know jesus

You: then ur one hell of an old man then

Stranger: fuck ur honkey ass

Stranger: fuckin honkey

You: why so aggresive anyway

You: i didnt do anything

You: Now u make me cry mang

Stranger: bitch plz ill sho ur bitch azz agressive

You: ass*

You: show*

You: LEARN ENGLISH MANG

Stranger: fuck ur honkey ass

Stranger: bitch i kno english

Stranger: ima slit ur throat when ur sleeping

You: I'm going to disconnect for offending me. I feel very insulted by you, you should be ashamed.

You have disconnected.

ajajajaja im so pro

How many times are you editing your post XDDDDD

btw, this part is fux pro:

Quote :

Stranger: u m/f

You: Both.

Stranger: how

You: By pasting my dick up my ass and putting a pussy on front.

You: Plastic surgery

You: it's easy.

hmm minimum 3 times, if i have pro chats l0lz

PRO

Wahahaha I got 2 drunk girls jajaja asking me fot cybersex they started cam already xD

Torrentspy wrote:

Wahahaha I got 2 drunk girls jajaja asking me fot cybersex they started cam already xD

You actually got their MSNs and cammed with them? -.-

That's insane, don't do it.

Just make them horny with some talks and fool them after by saying something mean and disconnect r0fl

Edit:

Stranger: horny guy looking for a girl willing to show tits

You: k

You: i will.

Stranger:

You: im 97 years old though, u mind?

Stranger: nope

You: thefuk

You: sad ppl

You: LOL

You: kidding im a 15 year old m fooling lifeless sad faggots like u

You have disconnected.

sad people there haha

Edit Edit:

Stranger: hey..26 male sweden looking for a female with cam

You: 15 m with my uncle in the police forcwe.

You: force*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Owned!

Edit Edit Edit:

Another one bites the dust!

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey im m 21 and really horny

You: I'm f.

You: 21

You: really horny aswell

Stranger: oh really baby

Stranger: whats ur name

You: Kelly

Stranger: sexy

Stranger: im alex

You: cup D.

Stranger: nice

You: no hair between my legs

Stranger: can i see u beautiful

You: no, ur a sad faggot, just tricked u, find some girls in real life, much more effective!

You have disconnected.

Edit Edit Edit Edit:

Rofl I love this one:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 29 m england here

You: and i care because

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, i'm looking for a girl with a cam, are you one?
You: Hi.
You: try looking in your asshole, you might find what you search and if your lucky you'll find some cocks, too
You have disconnected.


LOL.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im a good boy looking for a girl with webcam ;=)
You: Try looking in your asshole, you might find what you search and if your lucky you'll find some cocks, too.
Your conversational partner has disconnect


LOL.




Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: i am from germany
You: you?
Stranger: israel
Stranger: fuck you
You: i do
You: everyday, don't worry
You: Yo, you know what... bye, and take care of terrorists there.
You have disconnected.

uhmmommmwmmmnmmemmdmmmmmmm.

Last one was the best.

Mine are better tho !

prepare for uber conversation when im back at home

true lol,, teach me? ahhahaa

Demn wrote:

true lol,, teach me? ahhahaa

Learn from the conversations I've posted.
Further, just be an ass like me LOL

I'll try hahaha^^

well I got many tho its kinda a skill how to let the girls on there send u nacked pics of them Oh.. joke lol

Torrentspy wrote:

well I got many tho its kinda a skill how to let the girls on there send u nacked pics of them Oh.. joke lol

fail.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: The Bottomless Pit.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi

You: iodsftgiro89eujyht894rm cvxhuivgfnd uitgfddjogjhtriojyht5yt

You: Hi, I'm a Bot.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey 22/m/horny you?
You: im from germany, ur from?
Stranger: USoA
You: OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT
You: OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT
Stranger: he already won
You: OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.